‘Godzilla’ is practically eating the box office whole, but what if our favorite actors were to take this monster on for real?
Instead of boring you to death with box office numbers that mean nothing to you, lets find out how unrealistic it would be to imagine these 6 actors actually giving Godzilla some dissing.
Below are 6 rock-solid examples for this totally useless analysis:
1. Samuel L Jackson
“Get this muthaf***ing Godzilla off this muthaf***ing earth!”
Anyone moving in on him will instantly get speech slapped. He has no fear of verbally attacking a reptile, and has experience dealing with snakes.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Godzilla, no sequel for you!”
He trained as a tank driver, and happens to be the only actor with experience killing a fictional alien with superior power (one-on-one). He was born to fight Godzilla.
Living off the land he can outsmart any opponent with one dagger and one grunt.
4. Mark Whalberg
He has no emotions even when he’s paid to show them so when Godzilla shows up, it will be like deja-vu.
5. Steven Seagal
“If you knew how stupid you look you’d trade yourself in for a pet monkey.”
He is an Aikido black-belt master. Nothing scares him. Even in his movies he is unable to show fear when it is required in the script.
6. Dwayne Johnson
“Godzilla, The Rock thinks you’re a jabroni. He’s going to take his hand, wave it in the air, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!”
‘The Rock’ would lay the smackdown on Godzilla even if he was 1000x his size and knew he would be beaten because his plain arrogance would blind him.